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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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