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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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