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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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