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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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