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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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