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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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