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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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