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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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