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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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