Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.