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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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