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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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