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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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