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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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