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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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