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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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