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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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