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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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