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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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