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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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