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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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