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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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