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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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