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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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