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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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