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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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