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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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