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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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