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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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