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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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