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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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