Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.