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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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