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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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