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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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