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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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