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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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