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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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