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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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