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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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