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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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