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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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