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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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