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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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