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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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