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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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