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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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