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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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