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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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