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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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