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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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