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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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