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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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