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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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