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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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