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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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