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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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