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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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