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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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