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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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