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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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