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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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