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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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