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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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