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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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