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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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