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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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