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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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