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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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