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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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