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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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