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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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