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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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