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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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