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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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