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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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